"On Tuesday, American nuclear physicists announced that they were working on research regarding atom splitting, to recreate and prove the Big Bang Theory. I have a suggestion: how about you don’t. How about you start a little smaller, with something not so possibly… earth-destroying? Like, explaining why smoke detectors with low batteries only go off at four o’clock in the fucking morning."

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